[repost from before my blog went boom.  But hell either still exists or still doesn't, so this is still timely.]

I didn’t know that Jack Handey, of “Deep Thoughts” fame, wrote longer pieces.  In fact, for a long time, I didn’t even know he was a real person.  This is hysterical.

My first day in Hell is drawing to a close. They don’t really have a sunset here, but the fires seem to dim a bit, and the screaming gets more subdued. Most of the demons are asleep now, their pointy tails curled up around them. They look so innocent, it’s hard to believe that just a few hours ago they were raping and torturing us.

And one of my favorite one liners: “Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.” LOL!